with your own penis?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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