youre lurking in front of me
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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