Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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