Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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