will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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