Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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