I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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