Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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