My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She just used a chaser for red wine.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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