This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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