I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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