they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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