people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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