she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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