belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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