End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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