they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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I think people are normalizing furries
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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