I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
