is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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