so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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