I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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What a dumb baby whore.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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