let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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