Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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