Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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