Swine flu. Run for my life!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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