How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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