oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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