He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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