just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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