at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
