I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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