ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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