Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
