That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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