Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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