Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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