summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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