The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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