Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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