He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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