You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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