My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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