girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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