Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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