You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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