He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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