you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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