you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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