Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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