Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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