Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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