Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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